Friday, February 1, 2008
First Friday Drinking Game
The beginning of February signals something in the hearts and minds of corporations everywhere that Valentine's Day is just around the corner. And while our retinas are being mauled by hot pink hearts and blazing red kisses, it's also nice to think of how to spend the most romantic of days with our loved ones. Really, if you ask me, there's nothing more romantic than a fine wine, dimmed lights, and the sounds of laser beams and barrel rolls wafting through the air.
That's right, bitches--it's the First Friday Drinking Game, and we're making sweet, sweet love to the Star Fox series.
1 drink each time the characters interrupt each other in game
1 drink whenever Peppy tries to tell you what to do
2 drinks if he tells you to do a barrel roll
1 drink for every instance of Panther referring to himself in the third person
2 drinks every time Panther opens his mouth
1 drink each time Slippy needs saving
2 drinks when Falco finds a way to insult you after helping him
1 drink whenever Falco sounds overwhelmingly like he's from New Yawk
1 drink whenever someone mentions James McCloud (warning: avoid Peppy and Pigma scenarios)
1 drink for each not-so-ambiguously-gay moment between Fox and Wolf
1 drink every time Fox is able to stand on the wing of a flying space ship with no problem
1 drink for every "this character just died--psych!" moment in SF Assault
2 drinks if that moment actually does end with someone dying
Finish your drink solely for the comedy gold that is "Faather?" at the end of SF 64
Warning: Excessive drinking during game play may result in erratic steering of the Landmaster and subsequent destruction of massive buildings and teammates alike. Play with caution!
Think I forgot something? Suggest a rule in the comments section!
What drinking games do YOU want to play every month? If there is any genre or specific game you want featured in FFDG, drop me a line at PlasmaRit at gmail dot com.
Labels: Action Adventure, First Friday Drinking Game, PlasmaRit, Star Fox