Friday, July 4, 2008
First Friday Drinking Game
It's July, and it's gettin' hot--and we also have the benefit of this month's First Friday Drinking Game falling on the Fourth of July! And by the magic of the internet, I have ninja-posted this article on Friday before your very eyes! Whoooosh!
And to go along with all of that Independence Day-partyin', why not throw a little Guitar Hero in there? It goes great with ribs and beer, the likes of which will get your friends pumped up all the more while you rock out for them. Add a little twist to the party with this month's FFDG and your friends will proclaim you the Goddess of Rock before asking to crash on your couch for the night.
1 drink for every bad cover song you play
2 drinks if you couldn't tell the cover song was a cover
1 drink for every blatant corporate advertising you see
2 drinks if said corporate advertisement is on a dancer chick
1 drink if one of your friends tries to break out GH: On Tour
2 drinks if s/he tries to look cool while playing it
1 drink whenever your wrist starts hurting from all the badass jamming (to dull the pain)
1 drink each time Lou kicks your ass
2 drinks each time you attempt Dragonforce's "Through the Fire and the Flames"
1 drink each time one of your friends just then notices the animations were done by that Gorillaz dude
1 drink every time you fail to initiate your Star Power and end up just flinging your guitar around
1 drink for every song that has long periods of time without any guitar-playing
1 drink for each song you play that is sung by a woman (if you don't want to drink much)
1 drink for each song you play that is sung by a man (if you want to get smashed)
Finish your drink for every song you play by a band/artist who isn't white--'cuz there ain't that many in GH
Warning: Excessive drinking during gameplay may result in wild guitar domination and impromptu mosh pits. Play with caution!
Think I forgot something? Suggest a rule in the comments section!
What drinking games do YOU want to play every month? If there is any genre or specific game you want featured in FFDG, drop me a line at PlasmaRit at gmail dot com.
Labels: First Friday Drinking Game, Guitar Hero, PlasmaRit