Girl in the Machine
Friday, July 6, 2007
First Friday Drinking Game


It's the first Friday of the month, and you probably just got done paying the bills or working a tough week. It's your first real day to kick back and relax this month. What better way to spend your Friday than rounding up some friends for a couple drinks? I present to you: the First Friday Drinking Game! Whether you're nursing the vodka or planning on guzzling a whole lot of soda in one night, get the shot glasses out and fire up your favorite console, because it's FFDG: Survival Horror edition! The rules are simple: just take a drink for every redundant, annoying and/or sexist thing you find. Here are a few suggestions:

1 drink for every monster who looks suspiciously like a vagina
1 drink for every phallic monster
2 drinks if phallic monster impregnates someone
1 drink for every sexy female counterpart to an ugly male monster
1 drink for every character you have to drag with you
2 drinks if said character is slow
3 drinks if they're injured
1 drink for every character who intentionally goes to explore a haunted house/castle/cathedral/etc. in a short skirt (no drinks if setting is stumbled upon)
1 drink for every creepy child
2 drinks if child is a ghost
1 drink for every chase scenario
2 drinks if main character is injured/slowed down in any way during chase scenario
1 drink whenever main character seems unusually calm
1 drink for every "boo!" moment
2 drinks if said moment makes y ou jump
2 drinks for every random nude scene
3 drinks for every lingering camera ogle during random nude scene
1 drink for every main character with amnesia

And of course:
Finish your drink for every sexualized murder

Warning: Excessive drinking during game play may result in impaired judgement, drunken nonchalance during tense situations that can include inappropriate laughter and/or multiple game overs. Play with caution!

Think I forgot something? Suggest a rule in the comments section!

What drinking games do YOU want to play every month? If there is any genre or specific game you want featured in FFDG, drop me a line at PlasmaRit at gmail dot com.

Plasma out!

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