Friday, July 6, 2007
First Friday Drinking Game
It's the first Friday of the month, and you probably just got done paying the bills or working a tough week. It's your first real day to kick back and relax this month. What better way to spend your Friday than rounding up some friends for a couple drinks? I present to you: the First Friday Drinking Game! Whether you're nursing the vodka or planning on guzzling a whole lot of soda in one night, get the shot glasses out and fire up your favorite console, because it's FFDG: Survival Horror edition! The rules are simple: just take a drink for every redundant, annoying and/or sexist thing you find. Here are a few suggestions:
1 drink for every monster who looks suspiciously like a vagina 1 drink for every phallic monster 2 drinks if phallic monster impregnates someone 1 drink for every sexy female counterpart to an ugly male monster 1 drink for every character you have to drag with you 2 drinks if said character is slow 3 drinks if they're injured 1 drink for every character who intentionally goes to explore a haunted house/castle/cathedral/etc. in a short skirt (no drinks if setting is stumbled upon) 1 drink for every creepy child 2 drinks if child is a ghost 1 drink for every chase scenario 2 drinks if main character is injured/slowed down in any way during chase scenario 1 drink whenever main character seems unusually calm 1 drink for every "boo!" moment 2 drinks if said moment makes y ou jump 2 drinks for every random nude scene 3 drinks for every lingering camera ogle during random nude scene 1 drink for every main character with amnesia
And of course: Finish your drink for every sexualized murder
Warning: Excessive drinking during game play may result in impaired judgement, drunken nonchalance during tense situations that can include inappropriate laughter and/or multiple game overs. Play with caution!
Think I forgot something? Suggest a rule in the comments section!
What drinking games do YOU want to play every month? If there is any genre or specific game you want featured in FFDG, drop me a line at PlasmaRit at gmail dot com.
Plasma out!Labels: First Friday Drinking Game, PlasmaRit, Survival Horror
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