Friday, October 5, 2007
First Friday Drinking Game
It's October folks, and you know what that means: time to break out the leaf blowers, stab a few pumpkins, and warm the hearts of young and old with some zombie-blastin' goodness. Welcome to the latest installment of First Friday Drinking Day!
Today we'll be setting our sights on the charming games of the Resident Evil series. As much fun as it is to mow down insane flesh-eating skinbags, there are plenty of drink-worthy moments in store. Pour the shots, pull up a chair, and follow these easy-to-remember rules:
1 drink for every zombie dog you encounter
2 drinks if zombie dog bursts through a window
1 drink whenever you're cornered in a tight hallway
1 drink for shooting a zombie in the head when you "totally meant to"
2 drinks for shooting Ashley in the head by accident
2 drinks before facing the chainsaw guy in RE4 (you'll need the liquid courage)
1 drink for every grating voice actor
2 drinks for: Jill Sandwich! (Why God? Why?)
1 drink every time the shitty controls of REs past lead you into the loving arms of a zombie
3 drinks for every Crimson Head you allow to manifest (shame on you)
1 drink every time Nemesis's tentacle makes you feel really dirty
1 drink whenever you applaud the realism of limited space and curse it bitterly at the same time
1 drink every time you think it would be faster to just dig the lock out of a door with a spoon than hunt down all the items required to open it
Finish your drink when you come to the sad realization that playing Jill over Chris is like selecting easy mode
Warning: Excessive drinking during game play may result in even more impaired controls, inappropriate giggling and excessive head-munching from zombies. Play with caution!
Think I forgot something? Suggest a rule in the comments section!
What drinking games do YOU want to play every month? If there is any genre or specific game you want featured in FFDG, drop me a line at PlasmaRit at gmail dot com.
Plasma out to tear some zombies up, yo.
Labels: First Friday Drinking Game, PlasmaRit, Resident Evil, Survival Horror