Friday, December 7, 2007
First Friday Drinking Game
It's that time again, folks! The snow's a-fallin', colored lights are springing up everywhere--and that can only mean one thing:
Time for another round of First Friday Drinking Game!
Today we'll be gathering 'round the fireplace (and computer) to talk some World of Warcraft. Yes, that lovely MMORPG can either be a wonderful present under the tree or a big ol' piece of coal in your stocking. Get all your friends together, ladle out the eggnog, and follow these simple rules for guaranteed fun for the holidays:
1 drink for every quest received that involves murlocs
1 drink for every quest that makes you run clear across the map (you'll need the fortitude)
2 drinks each time Stormwind is so busy it makes your computer slow to a crawl
1 drink for running to a town only to find there's no one there who teaches your profession
3 drinks for every quest that involves killing enemies for items they may or may not be carrying
1 drink for every group member who logs off unexpectedly
2 drinks for you leaving a group unexpectedly (for shame!)
1 drink for every person who tries to hit on you in game
2 drinks for every person who asks to cyber with you
3 drinks for every badass man chainmail that morphs into a skimpy bikini chainmail for women
Finish your drink for every guild you find that has a "No Gurlz Allowed" clause because we're the ones who cause the drama
Warning: Excessive drinking during game play may result in an inflated sense of bravado and subsequent raidings of enemy capital cities the likes of which will only end in tears. Play with caution!
Think I forgot something? Suggest a rule in the comments section!
What drinking games do YOU want to play every month? If there is any genre or specific game you want featured in FFDG, drop me a line at PlasmaRit at gmail dot com.
Happy Holidays, everyone! Plasma out.
Labels: First Friday Drinking Game, PlasmaRit, World of Warcraft